Truck Nuts. Need I say more?
I had heard about these thing a while ago and then promptly forgot about them. They are little plastic testicles to hang from the back of your truck. Just in case you need to compensate a little bit more. Today I was treated to a sighting of Truck Nuts in the wild. They look as utterly ridiculous in real life as the picture shows. Obviously, this isn't the actual sighting (it's from a website called bumpernuts.com), but you get the picture. The plastic genitalia that I saw crusing down Route 2 was also on a large yellow truck. I wonder what is going through the minds of the people who put these on their truck. Personally, it made me want to install a rubber foot on a spring to continuously kick the damn things. Thoughts?