Tuesday, September 19, 2006

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Everyone say ARRRR! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Well, every day is talk like a pirate day for me, but today is different. I can gently coerce my family, friends, co-workers, acquaintances, and other random people to unleash their inner pirate.

In honor of ITLAPD, enjoy some handy pirate pick up lines.

  • Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
  • Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
  • Come on up and see me urchins.
  • Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
  • I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
  • Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
  • How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
  • Well blow me down?
  • Prepare to be boarded.
  • They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.
  • You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?
  • Wanna shiver me timbers?
  • I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted.
  • That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.
  • Let's get together and haul some keel.
  • That's some treasure chest you've got there.
  • Yo ho! Bottle of rum?
  • ARRR you single?

For the wenches...

  • What are YOU doing here?
  • Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
  • Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
  • So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
  • That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
  • I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
  • C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
  • Want to climb in me rigging?
  • Unbuckle your swash?
  • You. Pants Off. Now!

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