I'm certain Kickbutt Energy Ballz is a product that I will never try. There are many reasons why, but here are the ones that jumped out at me.
- First, it's another crappy energy product. Granted, it's in candy form as opposed to drink form, but I like my kidneys.
- The name. I will not consume anything with both the words butt and balls in the title.
- Misspelled word in the title. Calling the product energy balls would be bad enough. This thing is so crazy, that it's not just balls, it's ballz.
- They're trying too hard to be edgy. Because their ballz have attitude. How is a product supposed to have attitude? Maybe they tried emo ballz, but they just made you sit around and mope.
- Creatine is listed among its ingredients. Ever been around someone bulking up with creatine? It gives them some foul gas.
- Looking at their website, they like to throw around the word 'ballz' a little too much. Try our ballz! Our ballz taste great! Would you like to sell our ballz? No. I don't want your ballz anywhere near me.