One of my favorite mental exercises is to pervert things that people say. With the pirate crew, innuendo is second nature and conversations go into the gutter in about 3 sentences. It's easy to turn a conversation dirty. What's more fun is to take perfectly clean and serious quotes out of context and hear how dirty they sound. I've started keeping a notebook and am currently on the second volume.
The following were collected while I was supposed to be taking notes on a particular ventilator service school, but kept my ears open for some good quotes. Keep in mind that no sexual situations were implied.
This is a long one.
You hold it and I'll pull the handle.
This controls your pop off.
Stick your finger up there and pull it out.
A lot of guys will stick this in there.
There's a hole.
Let's go in there.
People have had some chances to touch it.
I'd like to show you the box.
I have played with it a lot.
Everything is flexible.
The sequence you want to use is up, down, and enter.
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Back in the early '90s I was partial to the sequence of smack it up, flip it, rub it down, enter.
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