Tuesday, July 28, 2009

One Week and Counting

In exactly one week, I will be having my eyes burned out with laser beams, or, you know, having Lasik surgery. It will be pretty sweet to be able to role over in bed, look at the alarm clock, and actually be able to read the numbers without squinting.

I've decided that since the whol procedure sounds like the plot to a James Bond movie, when they strap me to the table and point the laser at my head, I'm going to have to ask just what their evil plan is.

1 comment:

Yomper said...

Ask the doctor if they expect you to talk. If they reply, "No, Ms. Rafuse, I expect you to DIE!", go to another clinic.