International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Everyone say ARRRR! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Well, every day is talk like a pirate day for me, but today is different. I can gently coerce my family, friends, co-workers, acquaintances, and other random people to unleash their inner pirate.

In honor of ITLAPD, enjoy some handy pirate pick up lines.

• Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
• Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
• Come on up and see me urchins.
• Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
• I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
• Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
• How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
• Well blow me down?
• Prepare to be boarded.
• They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.
• You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?
• Wanna shiver me timbers?
• I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted.
• That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.
• Let's get together and haul some keel.
• That's some treasure chest you've got there.
• Yo ho! Bottle of rum?
• ARRR you single?

For the wenches...

• What are YOU doing here?
• Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
• Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
• So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
• That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
• I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
• C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
• RAMMING SPEED!
• Want to climb in me rigging?
• Unbuckle your swash?
• You. Pants Off. Now!